king wizards

aubreylc: LOLZ

smeagol speaks lol catz?

me: hahahaha

yes

yes he does

2:45 PM aubreylc: my preziouz

we wantz itz

givez itz to mez

me: hahahahaha

i iz in your backpacks, stealingz ur ringz and lembas breadz

2:47 PM aubreylc: tolkien was a master of linguisticsa

he even mastered lol catz decades ahead of its time

2:48 PM me: hahahahahahaha

2:49 PM aubreylc: lemazzzzz breadz

lolz

rolf

for realz

me: hahahahahahahaha

2:50 PM aubreylc: i iz hatin' the silli fatz hobbitz

me: i am in your darkness, finding them allz and binding themz

aubreylc: OMG

omg

omg

one ringz to bringz them allz

and in darnezz findz trhwmZ

2:51 PM me: whoaaaaaaaaaa

i am in kub/z lol speekz, being intense

2:52 PM aubreylc: bakk to mordorz u willz cumz?

me: no. i iz scareds of the eye

2:53 PM aubreylc: it zeeeeeez

me: if followz!

2:58 PM aubreylc: it callzzzzzzz