battledome rap showdown, auntie officiated

11:32 AM aubreylc: ballin'

me: shot callin'

11:33 AM aubreylc: bitches be fallin'

when they see you rawlin'

me: just strawlin'

down the pafement

11:34 AM aubreylc: locked up like the ho in the austrian sub-basement

11:35 AM jiji taking GRE to be in the top placement

but my rhymes be sick and dat be blatent

me: and my input has been most latent

11:36 AM and these times they be changin'

oh, slant rhyme, it is your time

time to shine with internal rhyme

i will roll and jiji climb

11:39 AM aubreylc: fine, but slant shit aint like mine,

walking in the woods smellin' pine

-sol, while i fall, into a wall

11:40 AM makes me crawl, bitin' heads off ya doll

11:41 AM me: that makes no sense,
i demand recompense-
yours be like a bear in heat
that has took suck from liquor's teat?
if that the case then you best erase
those last lines
cause they be a crime

13 minutes

11:55 AM aubreylc: listen to you ramblez, like a wild horse stuck and bleedin' ta death in da bramblez/ you just can't lite them bluntz or hold up a candlez, cuz next ta me ya just pan-handlez

7 minutes

12:02 PM me: when this lesson get to be geography
talking panhandles with a z
when what you say makes me want to z. z. zzzzz. zzzzzzz.
so go on git, go off and buzz
or else i'll be callin the fuzz

12:07 PM aubreylc@gmail.com has joined

jinabkim@gmail.com has joined

me: jiji wants to flow

and everyone needs to know

that jiji's rhyme come from the east

jinabkim: my rhymes are as slanted as my eyes

12:09 PM aubreylc: lolz

jinabkim: and as ecstatic as my thigh

s

aubreylc: but when you frontin' you just full of lies

jinabkim: look at these thighs of ecstasy

aubreylc: runnin home to mama whilst you cry cry cries

jinabkim: your gams can't even get next to me

aubreylc: alpharetta, you think ya betta?

12:10 PM me: ooooh good one

jinabkim: it's so cold out I need a sweata

you say you a knight but I think you just a pawn

me: alpharetta, imma call you out
sittin in the north with all your clout
why you steal atlanta's money
sucking up our sweet tax honey
you can't hear the children cry
wrapped in your castles
in
the
sky

jinabkim: dang

I was in the middle of my cubsey diss

12:12 PM me: use shift+enter to cohere your diss

jinabkim: haha

I need to cohere my diss

12:13 PM aubreylc: (thanks jared,, i couldn' figure that out)

12:14 PM this contest is a piss
ya'll should take ur seats and hold onto your meats

12:15 PM jinabkim: Krystal knight? More like pawn of cubic zirconia
You think you authentic but you so phony, yeah
Your quartz formation is a crime to the nation
And your rhyme scheme is a sorry situation

me: AHAHAHAHAHA

12:16 PM what you say, speak up quick
i think your mouth's
full of shaun's dick
your argument is starting to crumble

cause i can't understand penis mumble

jinabkim: hahahahaa

me: jujube, it's tag team time
let's see kub-z retort in rhyme

12:17 PM jinabkim: too busy with the crystals
to shoot us with his rhyming pistols

aubreylc: it be so busy,

ya'll got be in a tissy

12:18 PM i wanna fight fire wit fire, but ya'll gunna git me fired

(i know lame rhyme)

(but i am secretly hatin' yall)

and will return, for ur turn

lol

jinabkim: hahahaaa

me: hahahahaha

12:19 PM is it monsoon season
and i ask for one reason

cause kub=z be burried
like manilla in a mudslide

jinabkim: haha

I'll be the hip-hop nazi

what say for a game of yahtzee

12:22 PM we'll invite fonzie and potsie

12:23 PM me: yahtzee?
that game is shit
make it parcheesi

and make it quick

jinabkim: what about a game of the apple variety

12:24 PM we all love it so, and don't lie to me

but we must be drunk, no sobriety

me: hahahahaha

jinabkim: and rahul will make pia sob quietly

12:25 PM me: that bitch suffers chronically

cause she offends us all karmicly

12:26 PM aubreylc: OH HELL NOZ!
ya'll be a tag team of hoz,
dogz, betta back the fuck up,
gunna yank yur choke chain/cokekain like yuz a pup,
lassie and jub jub,
think ya sassy but ya tub tub,

when i'm done ur gunna blub blub

callin leo for a rub rub

me: hahahahahah

jinabkim: getting krunk in the klub klub

me: gonna smash yer fugly mug mug

12:27 PM aubreylc: mockin me is cool, but you fuck wit my man and us a fool

while i'm choking on cock, you getin fucked on the block

jinabkim: ahahahaha

aubreylc: now ya'll can't talk

take a walk

yea, son a walk

12:28 PM me: your man be smeagol cause he gots a ring
and now you his private plaything
sitting the dank dark cave
might as well be a grave grave

hope ya like raw fish
wanna hear you say delish

12:29 PM jinabkim: what he gon' do? serve me up with some hashbrowns?
i'll fry it over easy and make him look like an ass clown
because son, I got talkin' trash down

aubreylc: u think this gunna make me cry?

u think this gunna make me die?

12:30 PM jinabkim: serve me some free french fries
to compensate for all your lies
is this what it sounds like when krystal kries?

me: no fool, you need a heart to die
and i never expect tears from your eye
you've got aluminum under that skin
it's what holds your circuts in

cause
you

a

bot

12:31 PM jinabkim: someone diss me for chrissakes

12:32 PM me:

jujube
your name a snack
and i wonder whether you can
weather this attack
cause i'mma sneak up on your back
ninja style
wait for a while
then diss yo style
cause what you got you stole from me
a tee hee
a tee hee hee

12:37 PM jinabkim: you a dirty-clean hybrid?
more like a poseur and a spy kid
your mata hari act brings tears to my eyelid

12:38 PM me: hahahahaha

jinabkim: they be made of pizza so listen and I'll teacha

12:39 PM if you diss me I'll find yo' ass and I'll beat ya

12:41 PM me: beat me with your tiny fists?
don't struggle or i'll break yo writs
you just mad cause you've got no tryst
so next time we're out
allow my assist.
you best not attack a wingman
or else you'll find a secret slam
the next time you play yo game

12:42 PM your stature small and features fine
but you best not draw any lines

and dare me cross

cause then you're lost

cause i come from the scottish highlands

and my stocky body is made for slams

12:43 PM body, verbal, i multi talented

jinabkim: you be talkin' just like yoda
signifying your paltry flow-da
now sit down while I grab a soda

me: girl, drink that aspatame
cause you know your flow is lame

it's not spinach

and you're not popeye

so why don't you hurry up and finish

12:48 PM jinabkim: Kub-z is typing

it's time to start griping

12:49 PM me: his words'll be welcome

cause my ass needs wipin

12:50 PM aubreylc: while ya'll chillz,
i be makin mad billz,
your hair is wack and u dress like a geek,
my shoes cost more than u make in 2 weekz

just sold some ear bling for 22k,
u sitin at home watchin rachel ray

12:51 PM i'm a holla to the bank cuz it'z ma payday, tonight i'm gunna fuck ma man with a solid gold dildo cuz we gay gay gay.

12:54 PM me: ahahahahahahaha

sooo goood

12:55 PM jinabkim: you gotta use a dildo cuz your dick don't satisfy
maybe your man needs a warm latticed pie

and if you don't get the metaphor than you're a foolish whore

12:56 PM and your brain looks like a genital sore

aubreylc: i gotz to go to star provision,
so ya bitches betta listen
i killz u till u dies,
gunna has hamburgerz n friez

12:57 PM me: hahahahaha

12:58 PM aubreylc: gus gus aint the only one who in da doghouse,
u step in ma house u best be quiet as a mouse

12:59 PM what was once intended was a pun,
go on git muzzle mutt i gotz a shotgun

1:00 PM me: i don't even have the energy to retort

jinabkim: me neither